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Curated pickDaily affirmations, minus the sincerity — self-care for the chronically unimpressed.
A boxed deck of deadpan, brutally honest 'affirmation' cards. Card counts and edge levels vary by deck; some contain swearing.
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The unwrap is quiet — a small box, a raised eyebrow — until your friend reads the first card out loud in her flattest deadpan and the table demands another.
The verdict
Give this to your driest-witted friend and let the deck do the talking. It's cheap, it reads aloud brilliantly at gatherings, and it keeps delivering one deadpan beat per day long after the holidays.
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Most decks aim for deadpan and self-aware rather than cruel — but sample cards on the listing are the best judge.
Varies by deck. Check the listing if it's headed to an office exchange or a swear-free household.
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