XmasGoat gift guide
Curated pickPlush slippers shaped like fish swallowing your feet whole
Cozy house slippers printed like lifelike open-mouthed fish, one foot per fish. Check the size chart and sole type before ordering.
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Reviewed by XmasGoat Editorial · Updated
Slippers are the most predictable gift in the Christmas canon — until the slippers are two open-mouthed carp devouring the recipient's feet. The double take from across the room is the whole show, and it repeats every time a guest visits.
The verdict
Give it to the person whose sense of humour runs weird and whose feet run cold. It's a practical present wearing a ridiculous costume — the exact formula that makes a gag gift survive past January.
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