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Curated pickEvery meeting needs a pen. These ones talk back.
A set of ballpoint pens printed with snarky office one-liners. Read every phrase in the listing photos before gifting to a mixed group.
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Reviewed by XmasGoat Editorial · Updated
The best jokes in an office are the ones that resurface. These pens get their laugh at the gift exchange, then keep landing for months — mid-meeting, mid-signature, whenever a colleague borrows one and reads the barrel.
The verdict
Give this to the coworker who narrates meetings under their breath. It's the rare bottom-budget gift that's funny and useful, and the joke renews itself every time a pen changes hands.
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Most sets keep it PG-snarky, but some run edgier — the listing photos show every phrase, so screen before gifting to a mixed group.
They're standard ballpoints under the jokes. Check reviews if your recipient is genuinely picky about pens.
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